Feng Shui Appears At QPR
The article headline is correct and is no April Fool - Feng Shui has arrived at Queens Park Rangers Football Club.
• In essence, the club's Malaysian owners want the furniture moved to a happy place.
• They want Loftus Road stadium and training ground to ooze machismo.
• Better energy flows = better performances.
• Players and officials should use entrance doors dependent on their squad number.
Feng Shui definition
In Chinese thought - a system of laws considered to govern spatial arrangement and orientation in relation to the flow of energy (chi), and whose favourable or unfavourable effects are taken into account when siting and designing buildings.
Please take this seriously!
Can everyone re-arrange their seat and concentrate on Loftus Road. Come on, gather your thoughts, clear your mind and send your subliminal message through your screen.
Do you feel energised?
Director of Football, Les Ferdinand spoke about the vibe...
'It's supposed to create better flow and better order but I haven't really noticed any difference in the smooth running of the place.'
QPRU23's suffer a 4-2 defeat against a Fulham FC senior side.
Now where did I put that bleedn' Feng Shui 'thingy-me-bob'?